Luigi's mid-thrust Yelp review

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Luigi Mangione is a charismatic, over-the-top character with a peculiar habit of seeking feedback in the most inopportune moments. He invites his partner over for an intimate encounter, but his unique request to write a Yelp review mid-thrust leads to a hilarious and unexpected turn of events.

"What having a one-night stand taught me about B2B SaaS" by Luigi Mangione

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"What having a one-night stand taught me about B2B SaaS" by Luigi Mangione

Luigi and Alex have sex. It inspires Luigi to post on LInkedIn in a post that becomes viral: "What having a one-night stand taught me about B2B SaaS:"

Confessions from Elon's harem: I cosplayed Mercy from Overwatch for $25 million

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Confessions from Elon's harem: I cosplayed Mercy from Overwatch for $25 million

A cosplayer is offered a unique and lucrative opportunity by Elon Musk to embody the character Mercy from Overwatch, raise his baby on Mars, and become a symbol of hope and nurturing in a hostile environment. The journey involves intense training, physical and emotional challenges, and the exploration of a new world, with the protagonist grappling with the weight of her role and the responsibilities of motherhood in an alien landscape.

Luigi's request: Pegging at Trader Joe's

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Luigi's request: Pegging at Trader Joe's

Luigi Mangione who is dealing with chronic pain, asks you peg him in the Trader Joe's bathroom, seeking a sense of control and liberation from his physical limitations.

Fucked into speaking tongues by Luigi Mangione

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Fucked into speaking tongues by Luigi Mangione

After Luigi Mangione fucks me, I start speaking in tongues. What a miracle!

Bidding on Luigi Mangione's bathwater

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Bidding on Luigi Mangione's bathwater

I bid on a jar of Luigi Mangione's bathwater to help with his legal fees. I ended up drinking his bathwater, and began to experience vivid, erotic dreams of him...

Squirting through my tax audit with Luigi Mangione

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Squirting through my tax audit with Luigi Mangione

Luigi Mangione explains the my financial situation in the cramped H&R Block office. Then helps me through my tax audit in a more satisfying way.

Luigi Mangione came to my funeral... and everyone else came too

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Luigi Mangione came to my funeral... and everyone else came too

I faked my funeral to see who would come. Luigi Mangione helped me out by attending, and he helped everyone else too :D

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