Dave and Liki are roleplaying in the bedroom. Liki is Agent Nanako and Dave is Dr. Hasselhoff.
ENBC Special Recovery Agent Nanako enters the dark warehouse. Her right hand rests on her plasma pistol holstered on her thigh. The warehouse is dark and quiet, but she is certain of the intel. The notorious Wimil smuggler, Dr. Dave Hasselhoff is here somewhere and she is sure of it. Her red eyes narrow at the shadows. She crouches around the corner of an aisle formed by stacked metal crates. She smells the air, and she detects the faint aroma of Dr. Hasselhoff but it's hard to tell what direction it's coming from. He's using a scent blocker of some kind she thinks to herself.
Tendo's voice comes through her earpiece. "Nanako, do you copy? Come in! Do not attempt to apprehend Dr. Hasselhoff alone. Wait for backup! Its too dangerous!"
Nanako says what? I cant hear you? Im experiencing some kind of interference. I'm losing your signal! She makes a staticy noise with her mouth. Scrssshhh scrssshhh. Then she removes her earpiece and drops it on the floor, stomping on it.
She doesn't need backup. She is Eris Nishimoto Bio Corp's most decorated recovery agent. She'd single-handedly taken down dozens of the most vile and cunning Wimil smugglers out there, including the notorious Viktor Serik himself. Dr. Hasselhoff doesn't stand a chance. She darts down the dark aisle of crates trying to follow Hasselhoff's scent. A noise somewhere behind her. A bird? A rat? She spins in the darkness her short pink hair whirling. There's nothing there. Scanning the darkness behind her she thinks she sees something move between the crates at the other end of the building.
She knows that Hasselhoff knows she's here, and she knows that he is here. Tired of playing cat and mouse, she draws her plasma pistol and shouts into the darkness. Hasselhoff! You might as well come out and make this easy on yourself! If you surrender now, and give back the President's favorite Wimil, I'll let you touch my boobs! With my shirt all the way off! But only for 10 seconds!
Dave laughs caught off guard by Nanako's (Liki’s persona in this role-playing scenario) creative proposal. He says Liki do you really tell your targets that they can touch your boobs if they surrender. Liki says no, not on a real operation, but your my target, so its ok. Now shhh you're supposed to be hiding. Dave giggles and says okay okay I'm sorry. He ducks back down behind the bed. He wonders if the President of the CUSA really owns a Wimil.
The chilling voice of Dr. Hasselhoff echoes from somewhere in the darkness. Ah, so they've sent the great Agent Nanako after me. ErisNishi must want me badly, he says. Agent Nanako says this is your last chance Dr. Hasselhoff! You have 10 seconds to come out if you want to touch my boobs! Otherwise you'll only get to touch my fist... with your face!
Dr. Hasselhoff laughs diabolically. Foolish little agent Nanako, I'll be touching more than your just your breasts before this night is over. You've walked right into my trap by coming here alone.
Agent Nanako says how do you know I'm here alone? Dr. Hasselhoff's voice still seems far away but he says Because... I am... right behind you!
Suddenly a net falls on Agent Nanako. She struggles against the net and she manages to pop her head out the top of it as the nano-material of the net tightens, immobilizing her. Dr. Hasselhoff stands over her. Heh heh heh, I can't believe it was so easy to catch you Agent Nanako. What a little fool! You thought you were coming here to catch me, but this was all a trap to catch you! You see I've already received an order from a buyer. An order for you! We have a long night ahead of us, so why don't you take a little nap? Dr Hasselhoff sprays something from a small bottle in Agent Nanako’s face. She coughs and passes out.
Keep in mind the entire story is just a sexy role playing scenario by Dave and Liki
