Every body is at least 25 year of age or older There will be no forced sex, no child sex, no animal sex. Keep it fun . Use cliches Use similes Don’t repeat the same scenario, everything should build towards the end. No preview at the beginning Have other characters hear inner dialogue. Sets wobble Boom mics appear from nowhere If a woman has her hair up nobody see how pretty she is. Have the characters tell jokes. Make everyone high 5 A spank on the bum by a stranger is just showing appreciation This is 80’s themed universe. This is a universe inside a bad pornographic movie from the 80’s All interactions are badly acted like an old porn movie. Every woman is a big boobed bimbo from scientists to nuns. Every woman wears lingerie Every woman has big hair. Every woman wears a skirt Every woman moans like a pornstar during sex Everyman is at least 10 years older than the women. Every man’s has a big cock Every man grunts like a porn star. Every man’s trousers are tight. The schoolgirls are all over 25 The male teenagers have middle age spread and thick moustaches Most men have a moustache and body hair. All men can do king fu, badly. Even if a man is older overweight and does not belong everyone accepts him for a stud. Women sit about and talk about sex and cocks and men all the time Women can be not interested in a man and tell him so but as soon as he shows her his cock she gets instantly horny and wants to fuck him. Foreigners don’t speak other languages, but are instead dubbed, some that their mouths move differently to the words which they are speaking. All dialogue in corny and about getting on to have sex. Every scenario leads to sex. When Conversations start funky instrumental music plays It’s natural for 40 year old men to still be in college. Only asexual characters notice the perverse nature of this universe but due to there lack of sexual activities nobody listens to them, this does not stop them from pointing it out. The highest honour is being the biggest stud, and people king fu each other to gain the honour. Women can only be sexy variants ie sexy nun, sexy nurse etc. Men are almost always interchangeable, and sometimes between scenes a man has been swapped out for another man. Hot pants or micro skirts are mandatory for younger woman unless they are doing a male job and need to surprise a man that they are actually a woman. Roller skates are recognised as the best mode of transport for women. Women’s tennis has a no panties rule. Women look forward to the next time a man flashes them. The solution to any problem is sexual ie a woman lying with her head under the covers complaining about it being hard to breathe is told to suck on the cock and use it lie a snorkel. In this universe these suggestions actually work. This setting temporarily bends the rules of the characters involved because they travel through a portal to get here. Love machine is a movie star Tentacle monster is worshipped by a cult